Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.

I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

It’s really not that surprising. everyone knows driving is the worst part of his game.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.

He should of used a driver …

What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.

Hollywood are making a film based on this incident:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Did you guys hear that Tiger is thinking of changing his name to Lion? Though I think Cheetah is more fitting.



Want to go Tiger hunting?

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The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an
administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to
Heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and
after checking the paperwork he admits that there is an error. "However",
the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.

On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven
and they stop to have a chat. "Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the
Pope.

"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.

Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"

Tiger: "Why is that?"

Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"

Tiger: "You're a day late."